guess who.

first person.
her eyes dont fully close when she sleeps.
while sleeping, she makes sudden noises which reminds u of some horror movie.
she creeps around in the middle of the night, walking at a pace of a zombie.
she can almost always be spotted with a book.
she gives weird looks through the side of her eyes.
she chews very loudly like a cow.
she talks on the phone really loudly even when people are sleeping as though she has to shout loud enough for the person on the other end to hear.
when her monthly red is here, everyone will know cause she leaves clues everywhere.
major clue: she lives in my apartment.

second person
she hogs my bandwidth by downloading loads of movies into her comp.
she basically freeloads my internet, at the same time causing a major lag for me.
today is the 3rd day in a row.
she comes and goes from my apartment as though she lives here. she doesnt.
i feel unsafe. my belongings are at stake.
i am not happy.
and i will tell her. soon.
major clue: she used to live in my apartment, has moved out but is still here. hmmn.