mad ambitions

ambition, goals, desire. all big words. since there are people who start grumbling because i failed to update my blog, i decided to write a post about the big words.

okay, so everyone should at least have an ambition or a goal or even perhaps a desire to boost you, to motivate you for future purposes. however, once again, i failed to come up with any. can’t quite remember. so here i am, sitting down, crackin my head for any ambition that i might have or have had. which reminds me of a conversation elaine chai and i once had. lols. so from there, i finally decided that i may have an insane goal. want me to share it with you? aight, here it goes.

my craziest ambition in life is to marry a wealthy man who will love me as much as i love him although i am forever number one on his list. eternal flaming love. eep that’s sappy. owell that’s not all. this man must possess certain features, or characteristics, or whatever you like to call it.

in no particular order, this man must be a handsome, good-lookin, macho man. not only that, he’s got to have a really nice body, nice hair, nice eyes, nice nose, nice eyebrows, nice hands, nice muscles, nice voice, nice features, nice everything. tall, tanned, dark haired and so ooh-la-la. a man that is to die for. perfecto.

loyalty is another issue. i will not tolerate disloyalty so he must be 100% faithful to me, me, me and ONLY me. he should understand my green monster wanting to scratch the eyeballs out of other itchy got-nothing-better-to-do-than-ruin-other-people’s-lives leeches and not give a * about them clinging slugs. and if anyone tries to destroy my happiness, action through the law will be taken and the culprit will wish it were never born.

he will let me have absolutely everything and anything i want. no, he’s different from a slave, buster. he’s much better and more preferable.

also, he must be able to obtain a very lucrative sum of money or income every month too. and ALL for me to spend. nyahahaha. he will always buy me lotsa goodies and flowers. he will adore me in every way possible. what can i say, i’m the queen of his heart. haha.

oh, and the engagement ring must be something simple but spectacular. i don’t like all those funny things on it. simple yet elegant.

i will also have my own chain of departmental stores in which i can shop in whenever i choose to. with designer boutiques and all, it’s so easy to obtain whatever object i long for.

we’ll also have private jets, humongous mansion with a swimming pool, a tremendous garden with beautiful flowers blooming everywhere, gardeners, servants, cleaners and chefs in the house 24/7 on the go, ready to prepare anything anytime. latest models of every desirable car i like, a personal library of books and movies filling rooms from top to bottom, a cineplex in our very own home and also huge bathrooms with tubs, showers and everything else complete. oh, not to forget a stable with many horses and a large field for them. that way, i can go horseback riding anytime i want. whee~ and then, we must have lotsa dogs. i must beat my aunt’s record! hah. i’ll have at least 10 more than her. but my goodness, if so i now will have to have at least 60 dogs! olly. maybe i’ll reconsider this. anything else that i wish to add in the future must not be a problem either.

but still, it isn’t nice to just stay cooped up in the house. sometimes, we should go out to posh or not posh restaurants, taste new exquisite dishes, drink magnificent wine, catch up with some friends, joke around and laugh at lame stuffs.

he will also be a sporty man who will accompany me wherever and whenever i wish for his presence, on absolutely any occasion to whatever functions, be it lame or whatever. despite all this, he cannot be a wimp. getting bullied by other people is embarrassing. the only person that can bully him is obviously me alone. now that is final.

i understand his busy schedule, but he will have to find time for me. haha. he’ll be like my best friend, my husband, and all those things that a proper husband is supposed to be. he’ll pamper me. aah, now this is getting better. oh, and i forgot this bit, he’ll hire bodyguards to protect me and have top security impassable by the useless, worthless trespassers. haha. set my ferocious dogs on them man. gar.

at least once a week, i get to pamper myself, relax and enjoy at any beauty salons or spa or whatever place i wish to. aah, we will have very frequent enjoyable holidays to many places too. it’s like a never ending honeymoon around the world. cool.

olly! speaking of this, it means i’ll have to have children????? eeeeeep. guess we’ll just put that issue aside first. MAYBE i’ll talk about that when i’m older. but for now, main objective = enjoy life. muahahaha.

this dream guy must also be a reasonably understanding person but aggressive during suitable times. otherwise he’s a wimp, right? anyway, he has to be a smart witty person who can humour me. hahaha and i will make him give at least 25% of his income to charity each month. it’s nice to be good to others, right? a candlelight isn’t dimmed by sharing it with others.

we both must have good health and grow old together too. aww ain’t that sweet. lols.

even so, it’s still not that simple. sizzling chemistry must be present. two halves to make a whole. there has to be some click between us duh~ how do you expect to live with someone you despise or hardly communicate with? you nuts?

UNFORTUNATELY... yeah, of course there is the catch. UNFORTUNATELY, i’m afraid joyce, elaine and i have agreed that these type of perfect gentlemen have all gone extinct. aih. all my hopes crushed. now i’m to leave out this goal in life. darn. i thought it was perfect.

p/s: kinda imaginative eh? lols. this is all crazy talk. elaine and i did discuss bout something like this sometime ago. people who heard us were just shakin their heads. haha. kinda funny though. lols. please note that this is all for fun, mostly female talk really. don’t mean to offend anyone. my apologies if i have offended you, directly or indirectly. chill. whoo a long post for you to enjoy, adrian. now stop nagging… lols. jk